An honest proposition · Bridgeport, CT

ChatGPT told me to scam you.

Not gonna lie, life is lifeing rn. So I did what any resourceful person does and asked an AI for a fast way to make money.

It told me to sell you a fake digital course. Master resell rights. Passive income. The whole thing.

I'm a woman of integrity, and because I just be trying shxt, I thought I'd just ask.

Can I have two dollars?

Before anybody starts a prayer circle: I'm a marketing director. This is a campaign, not a GoFundMe. Weird internet experiments are my actual job.

And I'm building a creative community center in Bridgeport. Print lab, studios, paid apprenticeships for kids here.

✦ See the actual plan ✦

One tap. Apple Pay, Google Pay, or card.

Send $2 instant checkout

Or the old fashioned way

Venmo @pomegranatepistols

No product. No course. No funnel. You get a thank you and the knowledge that you beat AI at being a decent person.

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Not the type to hand strangers money?

Completely fair. I'll work for it. This is what I actually do, and I'm good at it:

Printing: DTF transfers, apparel runs, drinkware, decals, event merch. Bulk or one off.
E-commerce: Custom Shopify Liquid sections, storefront builds, checkout and conversion cleanup.
Development: React web apps, Python Playwright automation, landing pages like this one.
Design: Branding, vector illustration, print ready files, cut file production art.
Marketing: Campaign strategy, content systems, launch copy. This is my actual profession.

Or buy something real.

Custom t-shirts Bulk or retail. DTF printed, any size run. Custom cups Bulk for your business. 16 oz glass, your branding.

Tell me what you need and I got you.

Print quote, storefront fix, whole brand, something you can't categorize. Send it over.

Or email direct: putmetowork@sj-moore.com

Okay. Nothing? Fine. Let me draw you something.

Send $2.01 and tell me what to draw. Anything. Your dog, your enemy, your unresolved feelings about a coworker. You'll get it back within a day, and there are no revisions.

An unfinished marker drawing of a smiling stick figure holding a bag of money, labeled YOU. — Look, I already started. This is you, allegedly.

Send $2.01 and commission it instant checkout Or Venmo it @pomegranatepistols

Tell me what to draw at checkout, or in the Venmo memo. And let's be clear, this is not charity. Who do you think I am? This is a marketing campaign and the product is me, lmao. The extra penny is because I'm going to work extra super duper hard on your drawing.

Pssst. You made it. Here's the real thing.

✦ Show me the plan ✦

Shawtima Moore · sj-moore.com putmetowork@sj-moore.com